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slaughterhouse90210:

My FAVORITE BOOKS OF 2013
2013 was a time of great binge-watching and great binge-reading. Here are some of the books I couldn’t put down this year. All are highly recommended.
THE ONE THAT DESTROYED ME (IN A GOOD WAY)
The Flamethrowers by Rachel Kushner
Meet Reno, the most intriguing heroine of the year: she’s a motorcycle thrill seeker, an interloper in the downtown New York art scene of the mid-1970s,  part-time model, a naive American who gets embroiled in radical Italian politics. She also has terrible taste in men. The Flamethrowers weaves together these interconnecting threads of Reno’s life, the excitement and glamour, but also Reno’s vulnerability, her abject unworldliness. Page by page, sentence by sentence, word by word, the best book of 2013.
TWO SHORT STORY COLLECTIONS YOU SHOULDN’T MISS
With all respect to George Saunders, Tenth of December doesn’t need a plug from me. Here are two collections from 2013 that didn’t get as much love as they should have. Let’s change that.
Spectacle by Susan Steinberg
I’m gonna use the word “experimental” now. Shhh. Don’t be scared. Trust that I’m using the word to describe a style of writing that feels exciting and new and different, not pretentious or unnecessarily complicated. The linked stories in Spectacle feel like they’re breaking new ground even as they zero in on universal emotions. 
Bobcat by Rebecca Lee
I would like to live inside the title story in this collection, in which a dinner party gets all kinds of awkward. All of the stories in Bobcat contain worlds that feel perfectly self-contained and satisfying, and yet each and every one could be expanded into a novel that I would hungrily read.
MOST ANTI-YOLO NOVEL
Life After Life by Kate Atkinson
Life After Life explores the biggest of Big Questions: What would you do if you could live your life over and over again until you get it right? What does “right” even mean? Does it mean avoiding heartache, defying death, meeting a soulmate, having a family? Maybe not! Probably not! It takes a writer of great vision and discipline to create a story that has so many disparate threads, but feels so compact and elegant. Get through the first 50 pages and you’ll be hooked—I promise.
MOST LITERARY TAKE ON DATING JERKS, BROOKLYN-STYLE
The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P. by Adelle Waldman
AKA The One That Hits Too Close To Home. Adelle Waldman’s title character is a nice, smart, sensitive writer-type who happens to have no emotional intelligence whatsoever. What happens when the kinda-nerdy guy your parents would positively adore turns out to be kinda a dick? The fact that Waldman can make Nate P.’s personal life both so relatable and so deplorable is a testament to her critical eye.
MOST IMMERSIVE
Necessary Errors by Caleb Crain
My resolution for 2013 was to savor more of what I read, rather than racing through in a panic to get to the next one. Necessary Errors was a novel that forced me to take it slow—to get caught up in all of the wonderfully imagined details of Caleb Crain’s debut about a recent college grad  who travels to Prague in 1990, just as Czechoslovakia bid adieu to socialism. Hard not to see parallels between the nation’s attempt to find itself and a young man’s attempt to find himself, but the novel is so much bigger—world-expanding—than that.
MOST SUSPENSEFUL
At Night We Walk in Circles by Daniel Alarcon
From the very first pages of At Night We Walk in Circles, we know that something terrible is going to happen. We learn about a young, ambitious actor who tours through a nameless Latin American country with an experimental theater group, and we know that he meets some sort of tragic end. Despite the outcome, it’s a joy to take the journey with him, to ponder what it means to be a performer and what kinds of roles we play even when we aren’t on stage.
THE LITERARY THRILLER YOU SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT
Cartwheel by Jennifer Dubois
I argued that Cartwheel should be the new Gone Girl (I even used GIFs!) and I stand by it—if you’re looking for a totally addictive and thought-provoking thriller that’s both masterfully written and fun to read, look no further. 
MOST CATHARTIC
The Woman Upstairs by Claire Messud
Read the first few pages of The Woman Upstairs and revel in the anger of Claire Messud’s protagonist, an elementary school teacher in her late 30s who is still waiting for her life to begin. Love her or think she’s lacking in likability, the woman upstairs vents a level of frustration with daily life with which I couldn’t help but sympathize, even as she grapples with the distinction between how much of life is real, as opposed to the stories we tell ourselves. 
BEST ATMOSPHERE
The Facades by Eric Lundgren
Most of the time when I read a mystery, I don’t really care too much about descriptions of where it’s set—I just want a fast-paced plot to push the narrative along. The Facades is the exception, a novel in which a decrepit Midwestern city is as much a moody, complicated character as it is the setting. When a beloved opera singer goes missing, her hapless husband attempts to track her down through the crumbling streets of Trude, a city that feels bizarre and surreal and also more than a little familiar.
BOOK I WISH I’D READ WHEN I WAS 20
My Education by Susan Choi
OK, so the Literary Review’s Bad Sex Award of 2013 will be awarded within hours, and I happened to have fallen in love with one of the shortlist contestants. I am not ashamed. Don’t let the dubious nomination fool you—My Education is hot as hell 99% of the time. Susan Choi’s novel about the complicated love life of a graduate student details all the shit we have to learn about in life that doesn’t take place in a classroom or lecture hall. 
MOST EPIC 
The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt
AKA Harry Potter and the Priceless Work of Art
Note: If you haven’t yet read The Secret History, you should probably do that before you read The Goldfinch. But if you already have, then call in sick to work and prepare to get swept away in a narrative that more than one critic has called “Dickensian.” 
BEST ESSAYS
Meaty by Samantha Irby
Thanks to Meaty I was the deranged lady on the subway who couldn’t stop giggling. Samantha Irby, of Bitches Gotta Eat fame, just keeps on telling it like it is, essay by essay, rapid-fire blogger-style. A joyous mixture of bad language, bad behavior, and bad relationships.
MOST HORRIFYING (AND FUNNY!) NONFICTION
Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief by Lawrence Wright
I had to stop underlining the sentences in Going Clear that made me gasp in horror because I would’ve ended up underlining the whole book. Lawrence Wright’s clear-eyed, phenomenally researched takedown of Scientology is straight-up terrifying. And also undeniably funny. I made a list of some of the most astounding/awful/hilarious quotes from the book, presented by Wright with very little editorializing. The bat-shitness of the whole enterprise speaks for itself.

slaughterhouse90210:

My FAVORITE BOOKS OF 2013

2013 was a time of great binge-watching and great binge-reading. Here are some of the books I couldn’t put down this year. All are highly recommended.

THE ONE THAT DESTROYED ME (IN A GOOD WAY)

The Flamethrowers by Rachel Kushner

Meet Reno, the most intriguing heroine of the year: she’s a motorcycle thrill seeker, an interloper in the downtown New York art scene of the mid-1970s,  part-time model, a naive American who gets embroiled in radical Italian politics. She also has terrible taste in men. The Flamethrowers weaves together these interconnecting threads of Reno’s life, the excitement and glamour, but also Reno’s vulnerability, her abject unworldliness. Page by page, sentence by sentence, word by word, the best book of 2013.

TWO SHORT STORY COLLECTIONS YOU SHOULDN’T MISS

With all respect to George Saunders, Tenth of December doesn’t need a plug from me. Here are two collections from 2013 that didn’t get as much love as they should have. Let’s change that.

Spectacle by Susan Steinberg

I’m gonna use the word “experimental” now. Shhh. Don’t be scared. Trust that I’m using the word to describe a style of writing that feels exciting and new and different, not pretentious or unnecessarily complicated. The linked stories in Spectacle feel like they’re breaking new ground even as they zero in on universal emotions.

Bobcat by Rebecca Lee

I would like to live inside the title story in this collection, in which a dinner party gets all kinds of awkward. All of the stories in Bobcat contain worlds that feel perfectly self-contained and satisfying, and yet each and every one could be expanded into a novel that I would hungrily read.

MOST ANTI-YOLO NOVEL

Life After Life by Kate Atkinson

Life After Life explores the biggest of Big Questions: What would you do if you could live your life over and over again until you get it right? What does “right” even mean? Does it mean avoiding heartache, defying death, meeting a soulmate, having a family? Maybe not! Probably not! It takes a writer of great vision and discipline to create a story that has so many disparate threads, but feels so compact and elegant. Get through the first 50 pages and you’ll be hooked—I promise.

MOST LITERARY TAKE ON DATING JERKS, BROOKLYN-STYLE

The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P. by Adelle Waldman

AKA The One That Hits Too Close To Home. Adelle Waldman’s title character is a nice, smart, sensitive writer-type who happens to have no emotional intelligence whatsoever. What happens when the kinda-nerdy guy your parents would positively adore turns out to be kinda a dick? The fact that Waldman can make Nate P.’s personal life both so relatable and so deplorable is a testament to her critical eye.

MOST IMMERSIVE

Necessary Errors by Caleb Crain

My resolution for 2013 was to savor more of what I read, rather than racing through in a panic to get to the next one. Necessary Errors was a novel that forced me to take it slow—to get caught up in all of the wonderfully imagined details of Caleb Crain’s debut about a recent college grad  who travels to Prague in 1990, just as Czechoslovakia bid adieu to socialism. Hard not to see parallels between the nation’s attempt to find itself and a young man’s attempt to find himself, but the novel is so much bigger—world-expanding—than that.

MOST SUSPENSEFUL

At Night We Walk in Circles by Daniel Alarcon

From the very first pages of At Night We Walk in Circles, we know that something terrible is going to happen. We learn about a young, ambitious actor who tours through a nameless Latin American country with an experimental theater group, and we know that he meets some sort of tragic end. Despite the outcome, it’s a joy to take the journey with him, to ponder what it means to be a performer and what kinds of roles we play even when we aren’t on stage.

THE LITERARY THRILLER YOU SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT

Cartwheel by Jennifer Dubois

I argued that Cartwheel should be the new Gone Girl (I even used GIFs!) and I stand by it—if you’re looking for a totally addictive and thought-provoking thriller that’s both masterfully written and fun to read, look no further.

MOST CATHARTIC

The Woman Upstairs by Claire Messud

Read the first few pages of The Woman Upstairs and revel in the anger of Claire Messud’s protagonist, an elementary school teacher in her late 30s who is still waiting for her life to begin. Love her or think she’s lacking in likability, the woman upstairs vents a level of frustration with daily life with which I couldn’t help but sympathize, even as she grapples with the distinction between how much of life is real, as opposed to the stories we tell ourselves.

BEST ATMOSPHERE

The Facades by Eric Lundgren

Most of the time when I read a mystery, I don’t really care too much about descriptions of where it’s set—I just want a fast-paced plot to push the narrative along. The Facades is the exception, a novel in which a decrepit Midwestern city is as much a moody, complicated character as it is the setting. When a beloved opera singer goes missing, her hapless husband attempts to track her down through the crumbling streets of Trude, a city that feels bizarre and surreal and also more than a little familiar.

BOOK I WISH I’D READ WHEN I WAS 20

My Education by Susan Choi

OK, so the Literary Review’s Bad Sex Award of 2013 will be awarded within hours, and I happened to have fallen in love with one of the shortlist contestants. I am not ashamed. Don’t let the dubious nomination fool you—My Education is hot as hell 99% of the time. Susan Choi’s novel about the complicated love life of a graduate student details all the shit we have to learn about in life that doesn’t take place in a classroom or lecture hall.

MOST EPIC

The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt

AKA Harry Potter and the Priceless Work of Art

Note: If you haven’t yet read The Secret History, you should probably do that before you read The Goldfinch. But if you already have, then call in sick to work and prepare to get swept away in a narrative that more than one critic has called “Dickensian.”

BEST ESSAYS

Meaty by Samantha Irby

Thanks to Meaty I was the deranged lady on the subway who couldn’t stop giggling. Samantha Irby, of Bitches Gotta Eat fame, just keeps on telling it like it is, essay by essay, rapid-fire blogger-style. A joyous mixture of bad language, bad behavior, and bad relationships.

MOST HORRIFYING (AND FUNNY!) NONFICTION

Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief by Lawrence Wright

I had to stop underlining the sentences in Going Clear that made me gasp in horror because I would’ve ended up underlining the whole book. Lawrence Wright’s clear-eyed, phenomenally researched takedown of Scientology is straight-up terrifying. And also undeniably funny. I made a list of some of the most astounding/awful/hilarious quotes from the book, presented by Wright with very little editorializing. The bat-shitness of the whole enterprise speaks for itself.

arcaneimages:

Creature from the Black Lagoon 

arcaneimages:

Creature from the Black Lagoon 

archaiaentertainment:

PANEL OF THE DAY: The Thrilling Adventure Hour

archaiaentertainment:

PANEL OF THE DAY: The Thrilling Adventure Hour

deantrippe:

Did you know you could buy fancy coffee with my drawing of Paul F. Tompkins as the King of Coffee on it? Well, consider yourself informed, old chums.

REGAL CAFFEINATION IS IN YOUR FUTURE, GOOD GENTLE-PEOPLE!

cameronesposito:

Yesterday morning my dad called to say he was so, so happy for me and my girlfriend about the DOMA news. I asked him if he was happy for himself too, that he’d be able to see his daughter married. “I am so, so happy for me too.” he said. He was the first person I talked to yesterday - well besides…

submitted without comment.

except to say Cameron Esposito is fucking great, obviously.

so.

submitted with unnecessary comment.

paulftompkins:

Liezl is a very talented young person. Hire her if you need stuff! - Paul
liezlwashere:

Liezl for Hire! 
Work has been slow at my real job, which has unfortunately lead to cutting everyones hours at work. That being said, I’m now available on Thursdays and Fridays along with the weekend. If anyone has any (paying) freelance work I can do, let me know! 
I’m proficient in Illustrator/inDesign/Photoshop along with all the photography jive you’re used to seeing from me. 
You may gmail me at heyitsliezl with any leads. THANK YOU.



I don’t know if my reach exceeds those who have posted this before me, but allow me to add my two cents. Liezl is so great at it and fun to be around. Not like the others.

paulftompkins:

Liezl is a very talented young person. Hire her if you need stuff! - Paul

liezlwashere:

Liezl for Hire! 

Work has been slow at my real job, which has unfortunately lead to cutting everyones hours at work. That being said, I’m now available on Thursdays and Fridays along with the weekend. If anyone has any (paying) freelance work I can do, let me know! 

I’m proficient in Illustrator/inDesign/Photoshop along with all the photography jive you’re used to seeing from me. 

You may gmail me at heyitsliezl with any leads. THANK YOU.

I don’t know if my reach exceeds those who have posted this before me, but allow me to add my two cents. Liezl is so great at it and fun to be around. Not like the others.

A shot from my favorite episode of Supernatural.

A shot from my favorite episode of Supernatural.

buzzfeed:

Local news is the best.

so what if my tumblr is just retumbls from fraction’s tumblr

if i was a mythbuster, i would insist on someone taking this picture of me and mine.

if i was a mythbuster, i would insist on someone taking this picture of me and mine.